Serious question here. When somebody “gets your goat…” what do you do ? Do you go out and buy another goat, or do you just remain “goat’less ?”
I remember once… quite a while ago, when somebody really got my goat. I was ticked. And it wasn’t the first time they had “gotten my goat.”
So I thought… that’s not gonna happen again. I am NOT gonna have you get MY goat… and then be “goat’less” again. So, I went out and bought TWO goats… so I’d have a spare for the next time my “goat got gotten.”
Well… ya gotta know what happened. We split up. No more of any of that “gettin’ my goat” stuff. But… since I now had TWO goats… just in case… I thought… “what the heck am I gonna do with this extra goat ?”
And then, wouldn’t ya know it… my two goats got “romantic” on me. Yeah… they “did it.” They had a kid. So then I had THREE goats. Well, technically, I had two goats… a mom goat and a dad goat… and one kid. What a deal !
But… I guess it’s just all a part of living in this frustrating world… and having my goat get gotten… one too many times. Arrrggghhh !